They say happiness was a crystal ball
It was shattered when it fell from the sky
The broken pieces showered on everyone
and people began to pick them up
Some collected more
Others found less
No one could find all the pieces
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present
the prettiest and hippest dance troupe
( Look For A Star )
According to February's Forrick Report
the earnings before tax is ¡ê24 million
The net worth is ¡ê1.137 billion
Kamy?
According to the fund manager, they says the growth is positive
Thank you
How's the Macau project?
Mr. Ho wants to dine with you in Macau
Hold that. Don't want others to start thinking
What?
I'm in control of my cholesterol
Your report is back from Cambridge
Your testosterone level is abnormally high
So you're aggressive, confident and astute
- Thank you - But peanuts will affect your testosterone
What are you saying?
Peanuts are no good for penis
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Cut it down
Let him torture himself.
He's single.
Do you have loads of girlfriends?
My wife has drunk too much again
I won
You have to drink like that when you win?
Don't tell Milan
Or I'll dead
OK
- Uncle - What is it, Milan?
Women are still crazy about you
Why do you still put up with Auntie?
Because your Auntie is smart
She put up with my philandering first
I had my fun
now it's my pay up time
You never thought of dumping her?
I screwed around when I was young
She married me despite her 34D figure
because I promised her
I'd never divorce her...
once we got married
Why?
A man must keep his word
What a man
If other women find out
they'll chip in and get Auntie drunk
They better not
Or I'll have to donate half of my liver
You're cool, man
I'd kill for a husband like you
Your present for Mid-Autumn Festival
You're both excused from dinner with me
Thanks
All bosses are delusional
Who says I'm having dinner with you?
A friend of mine who's around 40
was found dead...
after he pissed off his boss
Such a lonely death
Is that what you want?
Don't say that on a day like this
Can't take ajoke?
This is for you
What is it? A bonus?
Not in your life
Take a look
Oh my God
A blind date for Mid-Autumn?
You must...
score tonight, OK?
- Don't be a smart ass - What?
It's already passe
You're kidding
Those women have a check list
- So do we - Right
You check them off like they're dim sum
Don't bother, he already did that for you
Human ATM
Category: Sucker
Congratulations, sucker
- Wait - What?
Is this employee benefit, Boss?
- Perhaps - What about me?
You'll get it
It's coming
Really?
- Just a minute - I'll wait for you then
But he's up to no good
Fine. Don't go tonight
- Dollar? - Dollar? It's Milan
Want me to fill in again?
Everyone has plans but you're a workaholic
Someone like me deserves triple pay
- Is that OK? - OK
- Miss Kwok - Yes
Mr. Ching...
- left something for you - OK
This way, please
Listen,
our boss Sam Ching just checked in
The jerk who bought the theatre
and plans to take out...
the whole block?
Hush. I can't save you if they hear you
So what?
Don't mess with him. He has a ghost eye
that can see right through your heart
My heart?
He's after my chest
Just watch it.
I will
What is this?
Nothing. I'm just hoping
you'll score with Joseph tonight
Score my ass
If you didn't give him a tight schedule
he would've given you a wonder bra set
Exactly
Do all men...
only care about boobs?
Honestly, a man who appreciates you
won't care about your boobs
I had this altered twice, it should fit
Perfect
Think no more
Take Joseph to bed. Don't let Sam down
That's right
I repeat, a man who appreciates you
won't care about your boobs
Because I have no boobs
- you never treat me like a woman - Is she pissed?
I might not do that, but I take care of you
I'm not an abandoned pet. I don't need that
I have Joseph
Oops, just missed
- Take one of me - OK. Come on
I have Joseph
Splitting image
Why not?
Mr. Ma
Miss Fok
- Have some tea - Thank you
A chauffeur is nobody
Pardon my honesty
It's miserable to seek the wrong things
I'm just a chauffeur with some say
That shows...
you're no ordinary chauffeur
- Have some tea - Thanks
What's the matter?
Nothing
So?
Nothing, let's go
Sir, a VIP guest is coming
We must check all the bulbs and wires
I'm filling in for my friend
I must keep my word
Good for you
Carry on
Do a good job
- Thank you - Don't mention it
- Have a nice day - Thank you very much
Bank wins
That's not fair. You won't let me win
You placed your own bets
But this is truly a shitty hand
I'll go with the player again
Why must you ram against the wall?
I've got to see this
Please
I know he's good looking
but where's your professionalism?
Deal, lady. You took the money
Sit down
I will follow him
Miss
We're here to invest in hope
Don't mess up the pace
True, our hope is in your hands
Deal, gorgeous
Yes, deal, gorgeous
King is good
Player 6
Bank 3
That's OK, it's only a 3
- Bank draws - Only a 3
Picture...
- 7. Bank wins - Lost by that much
Damn
Bye
You're the croupier, not the bouncer
Don't be greedy, sir
Loan sharks...
Iook for people like you
who consider themselves gods of gamblers
How about I report you...
for lecturing me?
I believe a good deed is never lost
I'm actually her aunt, handsome
This is a little family gathering
You believe a good deed...
is never lost?
Trust is a high-risk investment
Really?
If I file a complaint,
you're dead
Understand?
If you do that,
- I'm dead - Why?
She's all bark and no bite
She's already moonlighting as a dancer
If she loses this job
She'll kill herself and I'll jump off the roof
That's killing 2 lookers...
in one go. It's a tragedy
If you're broke, go that way
You're sending me to the loan sharks?
To the shuttle bus that goes to the pier
You think that's funny?
I will file a complaint. What's your name?
Let me see your name. Show me
Milan Sit
Milan Sit, right?
I'll report you. Manager
- Handsome - Manager
- We'll go for a massage - I'll report you,
- damn it - Let off some steam
Repentance is salvation
Shut up
Get a massage
Have you read the employee manual?
No work outside of maintenance hours
You want a warning letter?
What?
Take the mask off. What are you, Batman?
Watch your manners
I'm sorry, little bro.
Did I hit you, little bro?
Little bro?
What's wrong with your eyes?
Who let you work here?
I'm sorry, Miss
Off you go
Did you forget your key, Miss?
You need any help?
What are you doing?
It's easy to catch a cold going barefoot
I'm a clerk from Panyu
without much formal schooling
Mom said I was lucky to get married
Who'd guess I'd get a divorce
and have a daughter
As a mother, I must think of my daughter
My only wish is for someone to accept her
Here's to you
- Hey - What's up?
Why didn't you tell me?
Why should I?
Does it matter?
What matters is you like this woman
If you don't, suit yourself
Just take me for a nosy bastard
- Hey - What?
This is so irresponsible
- I'm irresponsible? - You bet
Come... sit down
I'm telling you
That look on your face
told me I found you the right girl, right?
You're embarrassing Miss Fok
You know what that means?
Of course I know what that means
I found you a girlfriend
You're turned off by her daughter
You don't dig her, why care how she feels?
Forget it
I'm counting on you
Joseph
Tonight is a big night, I need you here
Really?
My favorite wine
Cheers
Don't be too surprised afterwards
Surprised? Why?
Because you're too rational
Even though we talk about everything
You may not know what I really want
Of course not. I know everything
I have a surprise for you too
I want to get married
Great
Baby
Hi
Baby
Baby?
This is my buddy
Buddy?
I have wanted to tell you
If you saw Baby,
you'd think I'm not serious
Because he thinks we're very much alike
Except
I'm 10 years younger than you
He's worried you'd think he's infatuated
Then he should've picked me
I know
Your strong arms will be there for me
Come
- Cheers - Cheers
Where is Milan Sit?
This is a baccarat table
not for the missing
You scared me to death
Why are you on the street? You crazy?
I...
The loan sharks are after you?
No
Today is Mid-Autumn, I...
I want to...
Borrow money?
That's like pushing you off the roof
I got no cash but I'll take you to the pier
Listen up, OK?
You don't want to? Forget it
Hop on
If I hadn't been waiting for you
I'd be your Baby and not your Buddy
No boobs, no feel
Now I have no boobs
you're dismissed
Bye
Go help someone else
Bye
Don't forget to write
You again?
You know what time it is?
Stop Drilling. People are sleeping
Do you understand?
Am I disturbing you?
You don't understand?
I'll use Putonghua
This is...
Wrong timing is the bad thing
- Jo - You're bad
- Right - You know?
Wrong timing, he got wrong timing
He didn't
Calm down, stop yelling
I'm yelling at you
You're bad, you said I had no boobs
So what if I don't?
I didn't say that
Don't touch me
Molester
Where are you taking me?
Jo
- Answer me. Where're you taking me? - Jo
Jo
Help. Where're you taking me?
There. I'm so dizzy
So much fun
Faster
Start over while the moon is full
Eat this on the boat
so you can throw up when you get sick
This is expensive. I'll pay you back
Forget it. Only a fool would trust a gambler
- Bye - See you around
Better not
Thanks
How's my schedule for the next few days?
You're due in Hong Kong at 3
to meet the broker from New York
Let Frank deal with them
I want to stay
I'll tell him
She's not bad, but not quite...
We're buddies,
I know you can't handle this
I checked her out
Her daughter's school is hard to get into
That proves she disciplined her well
They're doing fine without you
You should worry
if you can give her a better life
You had all the girls you liked checked out?
Sorry, this is personal
I do it myself
Let me do my own checking
Sorry to bother you
You again?
I held you in my arms last night
Nonsense
Please listen to me
The manager won't let me fix the lights
My pal's wife is in labor. I filled in for him
and I screwed up
Come to me if you want compensation
I don't want my friend to lose his job
This is my name card. I'm Lin Jiu
I can't think of anything else. Take this
What is it?
Cured chicken from my hometown
Mom said soup with it is good for women
- Please accept it - I don't want it
- Thank you - Thank you
Your handbag is so chic
You can have it
No, thanks
A small white swan
is bathing in the pond
I want to "pad" it
No
Not "pad", it's "pat"
I want to pat it
That's right
Miss Fok
Mr. Ma
I thought you left
We're leaving day after tomorrow
Meet my daughter Queenie
Say hello
Uncle
- Have a seat - OK
- Hi - Hello
Eat this, Mommy made it
What is it?
This is
red bean doughnut, our hometown dish
Try it
You're a good cook
My Mother worked in a factory
I did all the chores at home
Me too, my Mom sold red bean pudding
I was her assistant
Mommy said I must share
Good girl
Mommy wants us to split this
You can eat your half
- OK - Now we both get to eat it
Go ahead, OK?
Yes. Thank you, Uncle
"breast augmentation"
Check please
Wait
This is Sam Ching. Call my assistant Jo
This is Tim
Where the hell are they?
Wong
You seem distracted
What's going on?
Nothing
Tell me, you can count on a friend
My brother crashed his car, he needs cash
Keep this
But...
Don't argue
Drink up
Hello? What?
Your boyfriend?
No
I don't believe you
Dance. Bitch
Manager
I didn't expect to find passionate dancers
in a tiny theatre like this
I'd really like to...
Date them?
That's right
The fat one?
Milan
Good luck
Why?
I can't tell you
Just be careful
Stop it
You're not only a gambler but a lecher
Under the circumstances
this is the normal reaction for a guy
You can't expect me to act like a monk
A monk. That's what you should be
Someone will foot the bill tonight
Ladies
This monk only likes this genie
The other elves can leave now
Just wait and see
Why are you here?
God sent me to come after this genie
Be afraid, be very afraid
No room for you
I'll give him a ride. Don't be stupid
Monk, hold on to the genie
That's right
- We can do worse - Bye
Catch
OK?
- Hi, Phil - Hi, Milan
I added honey, as you've suggested
- Really? - Let me try
- Milan - Hello
- You know everyone? - How are you
How's business?
Hello, Pauline
Have some
Only if you let me pay
- No - If you don't, I'm not coming
No, next time
Join us now for "Follow Your Heart"
Express your love to the one
I'm happy just seeing you walk down the street
How happy could that be?
Why is everyone so nice to you?
Because I'm nice to them
- Is that true? - Of course
You're in a dry spell,
keep him for yourself
Don't be rude
Ming's peanuts are heavenly
I don't usually eat them but I'll try tonight
Why?
Allegedly, it weakens one's virility
that's why...
But today doesn't count
Yes
I like to eat
I'm really starving
Hunger is the most genuine motivation
How insightful...
Hunger is truly the most genuine motivation
Very good
Take it
Thanks
Thank you, keep the change
Thanks
Why is it so expensive?
I'll pay you back
That's not it
I'm worried you've been had
What kind of wine is this? It's outrageous
It's not that expensive, sir
Can I take this?
No problem
Thanks
This is everything?
Fish and vegetables are enough
I don't eat fish
Fish are like people
Some are good for you, some are bad
Take this turbot, it's ugly
But it is convivial
and has many friends
I can see that this friend of yours
named you his sole beneficiary in his will
You're hard selling him
I'm telling you
Fish have dignity too, just like humans
Trust me
No one asked me to trust them before
Because no one else is nice to you
Eat
Wait
What's the tissue for?
Just in case you throw up
You said it's good, why would I throw up?
Do you want me to trust you or not?
Who's counting?
You're not making a statement
I told you...
nobody asked me to trust them. You're the first, I'll remember that
Really?
OK?
Very OK
You're amazing
You changed me and this fish forever
- Have another bite - Really?
Wait
Is fishbone gone?
How sweet. Your boyfriend?
That'll be my misfortune
No need to raise your voice
Want to call the cops?
Sorry, I drank too much, I can't control myself
So that gave you the right to misbehave?
Cheers
Here you go, thank you
Don't you have a wallet?
I do
This is my savings
I'm saving it for my mother
You paid my bill with your savings?
You called me, that makes me your friend
I don't mind
We're not friends
But I'm still grateful, I have to go
Wait
This is too much
Consider it your tip
I can't take your money
I'm beat, please go
The wine glass
Keep it
Goodbye
This was my turf when I was little
I met all my friends here
including my boyfriend
But some billionaire bought this land
and took out the entire block
There used to be an amusement park
with a rocking horse
I used to ride on it
and play with firecrackers
But that Sam Ching demolished the place
including the horse
That's OK
It's worth dying for, the going rate...
Over $8,000 per sq. Ft. It was 2 x 4 ft.
That's over $64,000
lts death is more dignified than the fish
You're smart
I started working as a teenager
It was tough
Then you shouldn't gamble
I was bored
What kind of guys do you like?
Someone...
like me?
I'm into Rem these day
Get it? Comic books
For the girl he's ever loved
Rem, the Death God got himself killed
The most touching part is that
he didn't even tell the girl he loved her
I think this man is drop dead romantic
What about you?
Me?
It's simple for me
I only want to find a girl
who can truly hear my heart beat
This is fun
It's late
keep your voice down
This is cute
Show me
Hello, Miss Kwok
What do you want?
I'm now a permanent staff
The manager told me to thank you
I had nothing to do with it
No, I should thank you
This is for you, please accept it
What's this now?
7-star tea, my hometown specialty
You're a drinker
this is good for the liver
Stop bringing me your whole town
I'm not, please accept this
I beg of you
OK
Thank you, Miss Kwok
If you need me for anything, just call me
OK, thanks
You should get her a love talisman
Don't be like that
Let's sit down and talk
Have a chat?
- Why not? - Let's go
Hello, sir
- This way - You've been naughty
Benefactor, I cannot take your money
Much obliged, Jiu
Don't waste your life...
on regrettable things
Gambling
Who can SMS in Chinese?
For lateral radicals, press this key
Mr. Ching
The comic books you asked for
I labeled all the pages on Rem
OK, thanks
Just read them to me
How pretty
There's more
I'm proud to say
Sharky regained...
ownership of the theatre
- What happened? - I don't know
The owner came to me
and was more excited than I was
Who's the buyer?
Some arts development organization
This is really weird, but...
high
Cheers
Where are you?
At the theatre celebrating
Congrats. I'm going into battle
Wish me luck
I'll wish you luck if you stop gambling
All the best. Milan
Our rival has learnt the bid price
Reba of Shanghai raised our bid by 15%
As a major shareholder, I'll think about it
Your blessing is powerful
Drink your soup
Thanks
Drink your soup, Sam
This smells wonderful. You're the best
It's your cured chicken that's wonderful
Really? It was a gift
The greatest good cannot be bought
I don't know, some of his hometown specialty
She's talking about the man
not the chicken
You're naughty
Hello, Miss Kwok
How do you know it's me?
I have caller display
You're my benefactor, I'll remember you
Come off it
I'm always at your disposal,
Miss Kwok
The tea you gave me is delicious, thank you
Let's take another one
Hey, I'm unwell
I don't want to gamble
but I have this urge to go to Macau
Why is that?
Even plastic surgery is not as effective
Heart-shaped eyes and mouth
I've been in love before
Just a few SMS, I don't care
Stop eating, come and stretch
There's only one reason
You sensed my urge to you at night
Boobs and kisses
I'm OK
Big Two is out, we play Nuke the Landlord
Why?
Forjacking up the prices of the land
- What do you do? - These 2 Jokers
Construction
These 2 Jokers... Listen up
Which school did you go to?
2s beat Aces, that's right
- You can play them all at once - Honey
Let's not play cards today
Let's have a chat, OK?
4 of a kind is called the bomb
You can also bomb with the Joker
Are you married?
3 times
- Let's deal the cards - You're kidding
Damn, you little cheat
Don't make me play again, I already quit
Stay for dinner
Sure
Give me that
My husband is a good cook
much better than me at baccarat
You're mean
How do you know where I live?
I work for the FBI. You didn't know?
Take this
What is that?
Dance steps I learnt when I was little
You really like to dance
That's right
Happy or not, I like to dance
That's a good way to let off some steam
What about you?
I chase girls
Happy or not, I like to chase girls
To let off some steam, right?
I want it too
No
Not even a sip
But I want one
Me too
We'll continue after dinner
I made chrysanthemum tea
I roasted the cashews myself
- That much? - Try them
Alcohol turns my Aunt into a zombie
So we continue here after intermission
No, I can't get drunk
You're naughty... bringing me here
- Peanuts? - No
Not tonight
Why not? Is your brain upside down?
Upside down?
What?
Boobs
What?
Boobs
Boobs and kisses
That's lewd and retarded
You're beyond salvage
- Me? Lewd and retarded? - Boobs and kisses
See for yourself
Who's lewd? Me or you?
- See? - Right
- It's from my phone - That's right
I would never write something so gross
Precisely
That's why I was misled
You're retarded. I would never write that
- Chihuahua - What?
She played ajoke on me
Chihuahua played ajoke on you?
No, the joke is on me
Now I don't know what to do
Damn
I'll have to settle this by myself
OK
Stay back
Give me time to calm down
OK?
Don't look at me like that
Stop looking at me like that
You'll drive me crazy
Stop it
Well?
So I'm lewd
I usually make the move
Miss Kwok, this is Lin Jiu
I know you're back but don't wanna intrude
Regards, Lin Jiu
- Miss Kwok - Damn, my keycard
I'm always a mess when I see you
What's this?
I prayed for a love talisman for you
It's a good sign
Why did you do that?
Because I think you're very nice
Actually, the figure isn't everything
You're still a good person
It's alright, really
Do you know of a place in Taipa
somewhere secluded to play yoyo?
- Why? - I used to have a favorite yoyo
When my Mom found out
she thought it was a waste of time
She gave it away
Behind every famous man, there's a woman
Behind every pervert, there's his mother
This is for you
Why?
Why do you always ask why?
Do you have a dream?
- Of course - Right?
Let me show you
What does it look like?
- A meteor - A meteor, OK
What do you do when you see a meteor?
- Make a wish - You make a wish?
Get ready. Hurry
Com'on
I want to go learn dancing in USA
OK, good
- Tired? - I'm fine
Queenie trusts me
You're the first man who's willing to carry my daughter
I'm willing to keep on doing it
I have something for you too
The legendary...
dream rings
OK?
Isn't it a pleasant surprise?
Thank you
She's a croupier
She's a dancer
She's an ordinary girl
She didn't spend your money
You learnt to SMS in Chinese because of her
She's the kind you marry
But honestly
when she know you're Sam Ching, can she handle that?
That's what I'm asking you
You think it'll work for us?
With your full support, this should work
Thank you
What the hell is this?
I'm just checking up on you
Any progress? You did this?
Where do you go after work?
People say food is great in Macau
I don't know where to go
so I'm looking for company...
You forgot your phone?
This is for you
Goodbye
I'm sorry, Miss Kwok. I let you down
I'm fired
You've been naughty
Thank you
You're welcome. You reminded me
to be nice to those who are nice to me
I have to tell you, I own this land
the hotel where you work and the theatre
I'm the billionaire
Sam Ching
I'm here, Shannon
You're early. Queenie gets out at noon
Sam is in hiding, so I'm not busy
It sounds like you're surrounded by women
Are you jealous?
- Or you think people... - Hi,
- will talk? - welcome
I have to go. I have a visitor, bye
Bye
Her mother is looking for someone rich
How else can she upgrade herself?
Grooming herself for it is nothing
Teaching her girl to dupe men is canny
I picked out some gifts for you to send her
No, she doesn't want them
Otherwise she wouldn't have returned the pendant
You know, she's the kind of girl who thinks
a $84 fish...
deserves a dignified death
I know you're upset, but I'm happy for you
Why do you say that?
Because you're in love whole-heartedly
And why do you say that?
Normally, you won't waste a minute
But you've been waiting for two days
You taught me to give her time
That's what I'm doing
Let me teach you something else
Love is tolerance and patience
I wouldn't dare teach you anything
But if you love him, tell him
He's an honest bloke
You're too weird, no one can read your mind
This is serious
What happened?
He is filthy rich, Sharky
Who am I? I'm nobody
What will people think of me?
You tell me
I'm a croupier, a dancer
If people say I'm taking advantage of him
I'd go berserk and hit to kill
He's super rich and I'm super broke
You know what...
I don't want
people to say
If you call yourself a whore
that will make him yourjohn
You'll be a perfect match then
If you're under pressure 'coz you're broke
Billionaires like him are under pressure too
Come
1, 2, 3, 4
Hurry, hurry up. Let's go.
Wounderful.
Hurry, more energy.
Jiu
Good evening, Miss Kwok
What happened? You said you needed this job
This is a mess
I'm sorry, I know
I'm not good enough
If you know that, why did you mess it up?
I didn't
- Why didn't you follow the pattern? - I'm not good enough but I love you
What did you say?
I'm talking about the pattern
So...
So am I
No, what did you just say?
Nothing
- I'm asking you - I'm sorry, Miss Kwok
Can't you say that again?
The Wicked Witch strikes again
Sorry, I screwed up
Wrong number. Milan
It's OK as long as I didn't make the wrong choice
You're mine. Sam
I have 3 questions for you
No, answer my 3 questions instead
Do you love her?
Yes
Miss Kwok, Mr. Ching's friend
Don't mind me, just carry on
Hi
It's OK, unless you think we're in the way
No. I'm afraid I'll shoot off my mouth
What have we done to make you feel that way?
You seem like Wicked Witch to me
As if you can curse me with just one look
As if you'll throw a punch or a kick
to get rid of me
You're smart to recognize she's Wicked Witch
You're so looking good
- You're a lady killer - Excuse us
I bet you don't need me
Have you eaten?
Yes
But I have to go now
- Why? - I...
Staff is not entitled to this type of service
I snuck in
We'll go somewhere else
- No, that's stupid - What?
You own this hotel. Why go somewhere else?
Shall I fire you?
Good, fire me
I can really do that
- Go ahead, make the call - I'm for real
Can't take ajoke?
It might be ajoke this time
But you can really get me fired, Boss
What makes you think I'm so scary?
I know you need getting used to
I promise I won't try to change you
I'm still your Gambler, OK?
OK?
OK
Tell Jo not to bring me anymore dresses
I've taken off more than I put on these days
My poor feet
Sorry, wrong room
Meet my Mom and my ex
The first one
You like erotic dance?
For a living or for pleasure?
It's not erotic dance, Auntie
I don't dress sexily, they pay me $100 less
You're still dancing?
I still have to eat and pay rent
I don't want the troupe to fold
We need gimmicks
But we don't do...
Are you getting used to being...
with Fluffy?
Who's Fluffy?
He is
- You're Fluffy? - That's right
Cat got your tongue?
Did I use my chipmunk voice?
No, OK
You did OK
Don't worry, they just came to see you
What's good to see
I'm a super dummy
My Mom has a keen eye
She can tell right away you're not a dummy
but a very nice girl
What worries me is that Snow White
will be scared of the evil Queen
Not anymore
You're not scared?
Because I have Fluffy
I'm your Rem
Fluffy
Rem
- Fluffy - Why are you yelling
- with a weird high note - Fluffy
I'm mad
Fluffy
What do you think of Milan?
I'm 5 months pregnant
Don't make me guess
I know very well
how tough it is to be my woman
I'm glad you noticed
Girls don't trust you more...
for what you did
Especially not Milan who has nothing
- I got it. I know what to do - Fluffy
- Wait here - OK
Well?
The sillier a woman is, the more she loves you
She's very different from us
Nothing I say will change your mind
Don't worry, I can manage
If you're worried, buy her a house or stocks
I'm not worried
because I have you
That's why I told her your nickname
You were daring even as a kid
It's hereditary. You're just the same
- Give me a hug - Come on
Take care
- Okay, bye - Bye, Auntie
- Watch your step - Bye
- Hello, Sam - Hello
Hello
Finally, nobody will say he's gay
Not us, I mean the magazines
You mean the international edition of Empire?
They listed Sam's criteria for his women
It was a mile long. Did you read it?
I'd rather not
Or I'll have a headache and can't sleep
I remember one:
Brains and looks
Connections, tastes and fertility
What happened? They picked on you?
No, they were nice
They asked stupid questions?
I just didn't know what to say to them
For real...
I can't even remember their names
That's easy, I'll tell you
There's Ada, Sharon and...
We can go if you want
No, you should go back in, I'm OK
I better not
I'm not fond of them
They shoot off their mouths and wear low-cuts
I only like low-cuts on you
Teach me how to dance
Come on
- OK - OK
Well?
Left or right?
You tell me
- Left - Left?
- OK - Left
Left. I stepped on you
Come on, lift it
Ready
What's so funny?
Stop
You said it
You're most honest when you're truly hungry
Tell me, will you marry me?
I love you, I love you
My love for you surpasses everything
My love for you will never change
Take good care of Milan
Just tell me I do
I love you, I need you
Listen, from now on
I'll always be there when you make a wish
I love you, I need you
I miss you, My love is true
Loving you, you are my only one
My love for you surpasses everything
My love for you will never change
Everyone sent you their congrats
What are you saying? Get to the point
Point No. 1, the shareholders and business partners
question your fiancee's background
Getting married is our business,
not theirs
That's pertinent to Point No. 2
Your second wife...
got 1/3 of your assets at divorce
which was, of course, your personal assets
but now you own a corporation... in other words
Milan's background...
increases the risk factor
What are you proposing?
Say it
A prenuptial agreement
that stipulates, in the event of a divorce
Milan is entitled to a limited alimony only
so that she won't be a liability to the corporation
I don't want this
Think of something else
This is your Mother's idea
You're back
- You're practicing? - Yes
Carry on, you can read this later
What is it?
Nothing, some company document
I'm the chairman
A major loss in my assets
is detrimental to the company at large
What is this?
A prenuptial agreement
You must understand my position
The company's interest is top priority
What if
I'm just saying what if
we get a divorce, you're entitled to my...
I know this is ludicrous
But I must protect my company and shareholders
They need protection
If we want to get married...
we must sign this
We getting married
is none of the shareholders' business
Just tell me if you choose to give up
If he wants to count, give him babies
Make him pay for each of them
So what if the agreement is very thick?
Charge him by head counts
Don't pout
That's like getting paid to make love
A big fat zero for orgasm
You're wrong
The zeroes in your bank book is your orgasm
One zero. Oh
Two zeroes. Ohoh...
Three zeroes. Ohohoh
Understand?
- Morning - Morning, Sam
What is it? The toast is no good?
I gave you a double
Enjoy it
This may seem complicated
Trust me on this
Auntie didn't go to the casino?
She didn't want people to think she's selling you
to pay her gambling debts
She wouldn't go even if you make her
We dare not shop for groceries
in case the paparazzi find out what we eat
You can't go out?
I dress like this to cook at home
It's the same as going out
Jean Paul and I may not be rich
We still want to present you as a lady
Jean Paul?
I'm Jean Paul
She's Tiffany, you're Milan
- We're all famous brands - That's right
You're home early
I called you
I forgot to bring my phone
I'll hit the shower
Dinner is ready, let's eat first
I ate at my Aunt's
She has a phone, why didn't you call me?
I want to take a shower first
Go ahead
Are you asleep?
What is it?
Can you forget about the agreement?
Yes
lt'd be perfect if you're not the Chairman
I'll sign it, good night
Before the commercial break
Let's review how John met Zoe
He's secretly loved Zoe for 3 years
but never had the guts to tell her
Now you finally have the guts to tell her
If you love her so much
what took you so long to tell her?
She's better than me in every sense
What was her reaction?
I had no intention to tell her that day
I only wanted to meet her for dinner
and talk about that later
and she agreed
But on her way to work the next day
She had an accident
What happened?
She died
Come over here
I want you to tell the audience
Why did you decide to appear on
"Follow Your Heart"
Because I still love her very much
I'm sorry I didn't tell her I loved her in three years
until now. I regret it
So what if she turned me down?
At least she'd know someone loved her
You're very brave, John
John bared his soul to us
We should give him a big hand
Give me a pen
Let me explain this
No, I don't want to know
All his ex-wives signed this?
No, he never thought of it
Simply because...
his company expanded too quickly
This is actually his Mom's request
Sam would never tell you
in case you feel awkward when you meet
I have a request too
If you ever get a divorce
she'll donate all that she'll get to charity
I'm OK with it
But before she signed it
why did she add such a provision?
Because she found out
the agreement was your Mom's idea
How?
Sorry, slip of the tongue
I see
- Miss Kwok - What is it?
Someone to see you from the TV station
Mr. Ching has no media appointment today
They asked for you
Me?
"Follow Your Heart"
It's a hit matchmaking show
You're kidding
Look, Uncle
That's my license plate
Yes, MI 3211
You have such a good memory
Queenie, do you have gifts for other uncles?
Queenie
Get up. Go study in your room
Say goodbye to Uncle
Bye
I don't want Queenie to follow my footsteps
and have people look down on her
Is this OK?
OK
Self-knowing, self-overcoming, self-changing
before loving someone
Sign up if you want no regret. We're waiting
We'll help you follow your heart
Sharky
No man has ever made me so happy
yet so...
miserable
But it's worth the misery
You think it's OK...
for someone poor
to be with someone rich?
Unless the man is spending the woman's money
What's wrong if the woman is spending the man's?
Here comes your problem
Hello
I learnt a new trick
I'll grant you a wish that will come true
Try it
I want to marry a billionaire
Stop kidding around
I'm not
I thought I'd be OK with it
How hard is it to spend money?
I'm a woman. I can become a rich woman
But I can't
We're worlds apart
I can act dumb when I'm with you, right?
But when other people say about me
I really want to...
You're the one I love
Why should they make me sign an agreement?
You're OK with it
But has it ever occurred to you I'm not OK?
Forget it
Tell me now
Will you marry me?
Right now?
Right now
Right now, the answer is no
You should go, I need to practice
Sorry
I go on TV and accept a contractor
What will people think of me?
No
Not me, it's him
What will people think of him?
That's so mundane
Don't you care what people think
as long as you love him
If someone tells me...
she loves me on TV
I'd go for it in a heartbeat
Then why didn't you
tell her you love her
and let herjump at the chance?
- No - Why not?
Because I'm a man
Men
Men must save face and women mustn't?
I can't live with myself
lt'll be too humiliating
Humiliating
- I'll go, I don't care - Utterly humiliating
Leave him alone, don't beg him
He's just the chauffeur
- Chauffeur - He's lily-livered
Silly driver
You don't have to go with her
I will
- Oh, yes - Go my ass
Do you know where we're going?
- Of course I do - We're not going swimming
I heard you.
- You're offering happiness - Over there
- and try to find a taker, right? - Exactly
You're drunk.
This is not a game
Jo will get hurt because of you
Who do you think you are?
- Sam Ching. When Sam Ching wants a woman - Sam Ching
she'll come flying in from hell
I'm Sam Ching and I'm loaded, so what?
An idiot proposed today with a ring
- She said no - Who did?
No. So what if I know she's the one I want
She has to know that too
Forget the rest. I'll tell the whole world
I love Milan
- Good - I have decided
to go with you
Yes. You are a good boy
He's bad. We go
Let's go
Wait
You're such a pain
I trust you. If a man proposes on TV
will a woman say yes?
If I can do it
any woman can do it
Anything goes
Trust me
Anything goes?
Absolutely
Come, let's shake on it
Good
We'll all go
Com'on
Follow your own heart
Milan, you're struck by Cupid's arrow
Look over here
What TV station is this?
Shannon, you're struck by Cupid's arrow
What are you doing?
Follow your heart
I'm your host Tommy
Welcome to the show
OK
Tonight, we have with us
a chauffeur
a super office lady
a single mother
an unemployed worker, and
a billionaire
But...
All men are equal when it comes to love
You must follow your heart
for love and bliss
Let the show begin
We have 6 special guests tonight
but only 5 of them showed up
We've been trying to call...
Mr. Ching's girlfriend
but there's been no answer
Mr. Ching, you're welcome to leave now
before Milan refuses to make an appearance
Can you handle that?
We'll see how long you'll last
Now, ladies and gentlemen
Let's give a warm...
welcome to Mr. Lin Jiu
our unemployed surrealist and warrior of love
Hello
Aren't you a bit overdressed?
I need not respect your show
but I respect love
Good comeback
For that, I'm giving you a chance
to tell us exactly how lowly you are
My name is Lin Jiu, I'm from Shandong
where I worked for a theatre troupe
I came to Macau 2 years ago to look for ajob
How sad
But that's alright. Now, let's see
how outstanding your Jo is
Jo, you graduated with honors
at the world famous University of Texas
Your current position is...?
Company Secretary of Mannequin International
A multi-billion dollar corporation
You know the meaning of Company Secretary?
Here's something for you to learn
A Company Secretary is only second to the CEO
Mr. Lin, you simply have no idea
what you're up against
Let's give him a big hand
You're wrong
You said on your show
even with the possibility of rejection
it's worth it to let her know
someone is truly in love with her
You...
You also said on your show
Right here, Love asks for nothing in return
And here's my favorite line
Today's hesitation begets tomorrow's regret
- Also... - Enough, Mr. Lin
Please stop quoting me
Look
1.3 billion people are behind you
Make good use of this moment
to fight for your happiness
OK, let's hear it
I came here to say
Most people would think
I'm not worthy of you
We are more than miles apart
But I have a right to love
I'm here...
to fight for happiness
to give her
I simply want her to know that
Thank you
That is truly touching
But what good will it do?
What do women want from men?
Power
Jo is an outstanding woman in Asia
You're an unemployed worker
Will she wait for you to crawl your way up?
Give Mr. Lin a mirror
Let him see how good a match he is for Jo
Don't play him for a fool
That's what he gets for screwing up
He's fired while he's still on probation
- Am I right? - It wasn't anything major
He made...
minor changes to the design
Minor changes?
Ladies and gentlemen, why don't we
take a look...
at Mr. Lin's minor changes
Here's the original design
and this is his
Jo, you have seen this before, right?
What do you see?
A glass inside the circle
A glass?
Technically
that's a champagne flute
Jo's schedule is so busy
she doesn't remember...
the champagne flute
or that she has given it away
To Jo, this champagne flute...
is nothing
but to me, it's very important
This is the first present she gave me
I cherish it
No wonder Mr. Lin treasures the flute
It's not an ordinary glass
It represents his undying love
Nothing matters on my checklist now
It's the heart that counts
Allow me to love you for the rest of my life
Yes
It's a success story
Congratulations
You may proceed to our Throne of Happiness
This is Milan, leave a message
I'll think about calling you back, bye
Milan, it's Sharky
You're one step away
from finishing the dance
Shannon, how many blind dates have you had?
Too many, I don't remember
Too many
Bringing your daughter along every time?
Were you worried about that?
Most men would have a problem with that
You're not afraid they'll laugh at you?
No
I come from a poor family
I don't know about being afraid
My husband had an affair when I was pregnant
I survived that
Whether or not people look down on me
won't stop me seeking a man who loves me
Ladies and gentlemen, a true warrior of love
Give her a round of applause
Louder
Now I want you to give Tim
the loudest boo you can manage
OK. We boo him because he's too fussy
Tim, I really want to know why
you caused such pain to these pour souls?
Here's your chance
Go on stage, if you're a man
and explain to Shannon
From the start, Shannon knew my problem
But Queenie changed me
A child is simple
You like something or you don't
Adults have too much to think about
I'm a fussy chauvinist
I was indecisive. I even bought a ring
but somehow I screwed up
To Queenie
I did what a father should do
I picked her up from school. I played with her
I held her when she was too tired
and let her sleep on my shoulder
We took lots of pictures
When I looked at those pictures
I realized
I had never smiled like that
So happy
So sweet
Can you...
give me another chance?
Uncle
Queenie
Mommy
Another success
Congrats to you
and to our show for making another match
Please take your seats
Step over to your throne
Thank you, Tim
I'm very happy today
We matched up 2 pairs
With half pair to go
Mr. Ching, you're on
Nervous?
I find it weird that
Mr. Ching asked you to appear on that show
But he's right for you, you're both crazy
Play a trick on him on live TV
ask him to strip dance
Just remember
You'll be happier if you can be silly
You dare to step on stage, Mr. Ching?
Would you like to try...
the Throne?
Will a miracle happen...
in the next few minutes?
It will
You think so?
Look over there
No answer
No answer since the show started
Will it be better...
if you call yourself?
I bet there's still no answer
Maybe you need to show...
your good faith
I'll give you one minute
Explain yourself in front of the camera
Maybe, just maybe
she'll take your call
OK
When I was little, I heard on the radio
Happiness was a crystal ball
It was shattered as it fell to the ground
Everyone can pick up the pieces
Everyone has the right to embrace happiness
However hard you try, you can't have it all
But you'll get some if you try
I believe in that
I think...
she also believes in that
Dial the last number. Scared?
The phone is ringing
Is he my Rem?
Still no answer
The clock is ticking
It's time I announce
there's no miracle tonight
You're a rich man, you get special treatment
I don't like you, but I'll give you another chance
You can buy 1 second with $1 million
How much time do you need?
Time is running out, make up your mind
5
4
3
2
No thanks
Time's up
A failure
I pronounce Mr. Ching a failure in love
He can take his seat, alone. Please
Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see
all men are equal when it comes to love
Even billionaires lose their brides
let alone ajobless man
If it's meant to be, it'll be
If it isn't meant to be, you can't make it so
How about I report you...
for lecturing me?
I believe no good deed is never lost
Why is everyone so nice to you?
Because I'm nice to them
No one asked me to trust them before
Because no one else is nice to you
You shouldn't gamble if you work so hard
I want to go learn dancing in USA
Thank you
That's all for tonight
Thank you, bye
Mr. Ching, actually...
I'm fine
I understand
Why she didn't show up
I don't think I need to wait till I'm 100
When I was little, I heard on the radio
Happiness was a crystal ball
It was shattered as it fell to the ground
Everyone can pick up the pieces
However hard you try, you can't have it all
But you get some if you try
I believe in that
Why?
I didn't do it on purpose
I don't want people to stare
I'm sorry
You said love is our own business
I remember that, I really do
I'm not ready for your world
OK
But I'm ready to let you into mine
Will you marry me?
Now we're even
Come on
Bring it on